All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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