He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
false alarm. still invincible.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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