I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
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I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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