i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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