And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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