obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
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