He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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