I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
My vagina just clenched in fear
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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