I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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