I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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