R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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