The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
