On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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