he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Randomize
