I cockslap morals
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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