all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I am naked and annoyed.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
