Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
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Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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