i'm lost and i look like a hooker
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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