Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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