I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
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Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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