I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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