what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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