I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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