this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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