So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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