Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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