so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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