What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
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The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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