I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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