What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
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Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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