So drunk, too bad you don't want this
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
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