At least make sure they are 18
Why
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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