I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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