In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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