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Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I think your dad took our porno
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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