5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
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I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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