Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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