so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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