How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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