She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
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Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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