Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
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THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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