we have pet lesbian snakes
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
It was like getting head from an anaconda
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She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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