And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
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You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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