I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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