dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
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The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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