just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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