dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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