Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
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do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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