Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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