so explain again why im purple
no
I cannot find my penis.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
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I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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