plz talk dirty to me
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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