apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
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She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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