Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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