she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
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He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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