so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
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YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
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Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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