you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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