if only i could text you this smell
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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