Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Randomize
