I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
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I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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